THE SAFCOM SCAMS

Hm..not to be an alarmist or anything..

The Murram Road Chronicles

I apologize in advance If this blog post causes anxiety.

Ponyoka na Pick Up, Bonyeza Ushinde, Shinda Na Mpesa etc etc….the list of “competitions” that Safaricom has been rolling out to their very loyal and esteemed clients is endless, some have even faded from memory. With every competition nearly half of their subscribers try their all to be among the ‘Lucky Winners’.

I have tried some, won none, but I have no hard feelings because I understand that the odds of me winning are as low as they can ever get, and that the same low odds apply to every person that is having a go at the competition…….or is it?

Now forget the big promotional competitions I have mentioned above. My post today has been inspired by something I stumbled upon on twitter today by accident. We have all seen these small small competitions on social media platforms from…

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Staying Sane

Do you ever wish sometimes that..you never had a heart? That you just want to literally RIP your heart out and throw it into the deepest depths of hell? Okay, that may be too much but that pretty much sums up how i feel right now. I can’t pretend to say hi to you every morning with a smile on my face, while deep down i truly feel like shit..the lowest of the low. Why? I have no idea..kind of feels like i’m going into depression..but anyway, lets keep this positive 🙂

‘I will stay with you, through the ups and the downs..i will stay with you, when no one else is around..’ (Points if you can tell me who sang that..)

She came in wearing the lipstick i love. She looks amazing to me, and i want to tell her..but i can’t. Because if i go over there i may break down..whoever said that a man can’t express his emotions?! I feel like i lost a 4 leaf clover…unlucky. That’s what i get for wearing my heart on my sleeve i guess.

ION, I’m close to hitting my targets at work. Sales is not an easy job..by any means. It takes dedication, aggression and a whole lot of..courage. Convincing a CEO of a multi-national to invest hundreds of thousands in advertising is incredibly frightening. Only thing i concentrate on is my commission if i nail the deal.

Take me away from here, take me somewhere, where love is like breathing..i don’t care where we go, as long as i’m there with you.. John Legend has a magical way of making you relate to his music in the simplest way possible..

I’m going to start blogging about marketing/sales strategies, failed and succeeded in other parts of the world and right here in the +254. That’s me signing off.

K_^

Q.U.E.E.N

“Broken hearts are made for two, one for me and one for you..”– That’s one of my favorite Jhene Aiko tracks right now..i don’t know. I really felt like listening to RnB today. as. She came to work today, looking beautiful as usual. But something was different, maybe the way she wore her hair? No…long story short, Us is no longer Us.

‘Bae, oh bae. Where art thou bae?’ HAHA! (i loathe that word btw..)

What do you do when the one person you care about more than anything out there, is always beating herself up and constantly pushing you away? Nothing you can do really. I think the end of that quote goes ‘let it go..if it comes back, its yours to keep.’ Man, do i wish that it comes back..literally pray it comes back every day.

You are too precious for me to lose, like a diamond among ruby’s..PRICELESS. Just know that i’ll be waiting here for you, patiently.

K_^

MR. PRESIDENT, SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE!!

Good read..makes you wonder…

shobanes

Last night we were caught by surprise. Our nation was caught by surprise. Gunmen attacked Mpeketoni, an Island in Lamu. Forget that there are manned road blocks on your way to Lamu. So it would be safe to say that someone was either sleeping on the job, or…someone was happily enjoying a ‘Its our time to eat moment.’ But no, you cant just assume and speak of such things. Why? Because that would be viewed as undermining the forces. Incitement if you may.
This morning, we woke up to reports of the death toll standing at 26. Others claimed 34. As we speak, i’ve seen over 3 different figures. Something I’m used to really as a Kenyan. We never really know what is happening, numbers always differ and at the end someone usually gives a, ‘The situation is under control’ briefing and that’s it. That story is laid to rest.

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Film Study: Spurs on a string

heat getting a spanking..

NBA.com | Hang Time Blog

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VIDEO:Through the Lens: Finals Game 4

MIAMI —The 2014 Finals have turned into a thorough beatdown. The Miami Heat have won a game by two points, while the San Antonio Spurs have won games by 15, 19 and 21.

They got help from LeBron James‘ cramps in Game 1 and had a flukey shooting performance in Game 3, but were still the better team through the first 144 minutes. And Game 4 was their most complete performance yet.

Except for a couple of ugly quarters, the Spurs’ offense has been humming all series. On Thursday, they were just as good on defense.

James scored 28 points in Game 4, but 19 of those came in the second half, when the Spurs had the game well in hand. They held the Heat to just 36 points on 43 possessions in the first half and basically shut…

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